Eggplant

A highschool basketball prop specifically used at huge rivalry basketball games. nothing non-kosher about this one.

Hey yo bring the eggplant to the game on Sunday. It's super kosher and not dirty.

by haven't loskdn January 11, 2020

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 28, 2018

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

Eggplant man

The innovator in vegeman porn, His co-star, Corn Man Helped renovate the vegeman porn industry of the millenium

Dude, Eggplant man just put that fire out with his load

by Warlain September 7, 2003

Eggplant

A male (sometimes named Bryan) that has an unusually large forehead that resembles the shape of an eggplant.

Hey eggplant, how ya doin?
Look at the top of eggplants head!

by TheFudgeMan123 June 27, 2017

basket of eggplants

A small group of niggers maybe 3 or 4

"This is the goddamn United States of America; you can't even go in a fucking Denny's without seeing a basket of eggplants carrying on at the table next to you!!!"

by Mr.Pooper sex January 21, 2010