Edward Cullen

the most awesome person ever! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection!

Every woman alive should be in love with Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen by KEC127 January 3, 2008

edward cullen

basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.

"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"

edward cullen by twilightgirl December 27, 2007

Edward Cullen

Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".

Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!

Human: He doesn't even exist.

Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!

Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.

Edward Cullen by Mr.Sacman May 2, 2009

Edward Cullen

A gay fairy

Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!

Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!

Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*

Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*

Edward Cullen by jajajajajajagermangirly80 May 31, 2010

edward cullen

The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan.

He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.

He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse

No one is hotter than he is.

Edward Cullen is the smexiest man alive!

edward cullen by jennifer joe January 17, 2008

Edward Cullen

a gay snowman often mistaken for a 'vampire'. is also a sparkly rapist/stalker who dreams of eating his idiot girlfriend, bella. created by mentally insane woman named stephanie meyer, who obviously forgot her meds when she created him

I saw some sparkly rapist pretending to eat his girlfriend the other day" "Oh, it was probably Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen by gryffindorseeker816 December 20, 2010

Edward Cullen

the 108 year old virgin. Also known as the most amazing being to walk the earth. The only fictional character I've ever fallen for. The only fictional character worth falling for.
Stephenie Meyer is god.

Hes also a "vegetarian" vampire ;)
(meaning he doesn't prey on humans; only animals)

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason.
. . . And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
-Edward Cullen (pg.514, Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer)

Edward Cullen by the girl posessed May 3, 2008