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Eagle Justice

1. The act of punching someone in the testicles. To be clear, kicking doesn't count, and punching someone in the penis doesn't count. This appelation applies only to punching someone in the testicles, which requires some crouching. 2. The victory cry for having punched someone in the testicles.
"America doesn't torture. We punch people in the balls and call it Eagle Justice."--Barack Obama to Joint Session of Congress

"Eagle Justice!"--shouted in victory, having just vanquished a foe with a punch to the balls
by charlotte miaow March 20, 2009
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Eagle Lift

Verb. The technical gym lift when the lifter find the heaviest weight they can find and does an intense workout that includes a circuit of curls, deadlifts, and push-ups. The muscle worked with this lift is the male genitalia (also known as penis). This lift must be executed with extreme caution and publicity
That masculine man was eagle lifting
by Jackson and Austin January 25, 2022
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soaring eagle

soar ing ea gle
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl

-noun

: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.

Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
Steve- "Did you hear what happened to Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"
by sdrawkcabssa December 6, 2010
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Eagle Estates

Neighborhood in Medford, New York.
Has really nice areas, and average areas.
Where a lot of awesome people live :)
Person: Where in Medford do you live?
Me: Eagle Estates
by xoxoKelseyx3 February 14, 2009
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American Eagle

American Eagle Outfitters or AE sells highly trendy clothes targeted at the lucrative teenage population. American Eagle's clothing is usually (I'm saying usually because of course you have the girls who buy like a small when they are a large) less slutty than some of the items you would find at Abercrombie. AE is a great place to find stylish jeans and vintage tees. As an added bonus they always have a great sales rack!
Becka: OMG how much were those awesome jeans?
Alyssa: U won't believe it I got them for $15 on clearance at American Eagle!
Becka: OMG! What a totally great deal!
by bored2121 December 20, 2005
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Eagle Horn

The legendary Eagle's voice. Which lives in the Mountains. This amazing sound was first discovered by Gen. Bikas Tron King.
The soldier has heard the Eagle Horn. The zero hour is on.
by Bikas King January 2, 2010
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eagle tip

Verb
To push a sexual partner off the side of the bed during intercourse then preform oral sex on them before they are able to recover.

This maneuver is based on the feeding habits of Golden Eagles who are reputed to stalk mountain goats and tip them off mountain sides when they are at their most vulnerable.

First coined by students of the University of Colorado MFA program in creative writing.
I would have never guessed that Sarah was such an avid eagle tipper.
by MFA Dingo November 25, 2010
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