dotch

A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)

You dont have a chode, you have a dotch

by neg boy March 12, 2005

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Dooch

The douchebag who always mooches from others.

Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch

by Not very important[bn October 17, 2008

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Dooche Sac

PRONOUNCED (DO - CH - SACK)
A teacher that always gets her lesson plans from Freedom Writers.

serrina: omg jacob, Ms. Gallaway is getting all her lessonplans from Freedom Writers.

jacob: yeah totally, what a dooche sac.

by jayybaybay October 21, 2008

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doitch

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"

1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!

by Doitch May 26, 2005

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A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.

1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.

2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!

3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."

by katmarie24 November 15, 2009

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