dit-wad

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.

by Damien5280 April 12, 2009

Jacques a dit

Simon says !

Blue: Jacques a dit (Simon says)
Simon: omg blue knows who I am

by vcutfltr August 30, 2021

Dit

A shit story that nobody wants to hear, often a bullshit story.

Anthony stop spinning them shit dits

by Henryaspey February 19, 2021

dit

dumb tit

you dit

by neverallhoney February 9, 2022

Dit

Dit means okay/cool/sure/fine . founded by a viral teen in stepford,wales its now taking over teen slang in the other hemisphere. time for it to take over ours. its usually used by itself.

random person: do you want to go to Starbucks tomorrow.
other person: Dit

by Lilo lily December 18, 2020

ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.

German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.

by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023