Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."

by Saphhire September 28, 2018

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019

Understood disaster

The opposite of a misunderstood masterpiece

Fantastic Four (2015) is an understood disaster

by JimiMc May 15, 2022

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021