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Dingle berries

A Whore who lives on the corner, sells herself for a good cost of "attention" and wastes your smoke by bum puffing then pisses in her front garden like a madddd wigga. A story of a girl and her friend who cried wolf.
Kym: Dingle berries, stop giving me stinky meff.
Amy: I'm in a cult, everyone's out to rape us.
Kym: I thought that was a joke and we are framing them as that?
Amy: It is a joke, we say it to ppl Kym we need fool everyone to get half a million dollars! Think of the money, Cumbucket.
Kym: Can I be the hungry seagull, you drug yourself and I'll save you after eating Gon you gave them.
by YourWorstNightterror. February 25, 2023
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dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries
I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
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Dingle Purple Berry

It is the specific dingle berry that is purple. Also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them.
"Your friend is a dingle purple berry!"
by GiovanniNox September 21, 2016
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Dingle berry

A piece of poo hanging off your cats bum
by abc chicken August 11, 2021
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Dingle Berry

by girllover22 October 5, 2008
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Dingle Berry

A dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs of an improperly cleaned anus, often in the form of balls. Negligence on the half of the human can lead to the build up of these unsavory clumps. These are especially loathsome during hot or humid days, when the dingle berry aggressor not only drags himself into the mud but also those around him.
Godamn that mans dingle berries stink!

Or

Godamn you can smell his dingle berry from here!
by Bastionofhopeoracle July 22, 2021
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Dingle-berry-piss cereal

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.
by NudusRex August 15, 2023
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