Dickwad

A person (normally applied to masculine humans, and pets, and less so for females) who believes, in their tiny little warped minds, that they are doing something amazing and a good deed for society but are, in actual fact, being a complete and utter arsewank.

Unemployed middle-class nobody: "Today I am going to glue myself to the M25, one of the busiest motorways on the planet, because I want my loft insulated for free"
Irate motorist: "I swear to god I am going to twat this fucking dickwad"

by TheSaintAvenger October 04, 2021

Dickwad

Just a real big asshole of a person.

Spry: "God that dude's a dickwad..."
Angie: "Agreed.."

by Nearlydeadartist January 16, 2023

Dickwad

When a male or female is a dick

"Jake is such a dickwad."

by SUCKYFUQY November 29, 2019

Dickwad

Someone who is as insignificant as they are an asshole.

Person 1: Hey man, do you know about "alpha males" that only use women for sex?
Person 2: Yeah, they're all dickwads.

by Kimawa April 30, 2022

Dickwad

A complete joke of a person or a complete pussy

My friend Owen is a complete DICKWAD of a person.

by Jake Grifinth January 28, 2022

Dickwad

A person that has a very small penis or is a complete dickhead of a person.

My friend Owen is a complete dickwad. Yesterday he punched a autistic kid for no reason

by Jake Grifinth January 28, 2022

Ungrateful Dickwad

The same as someone ungrateful but the person using the phrase has a hatred fueled by a fiery passion for the person they are describing.

My brother said the only thing at home waiting for him was a fan. What an ungrateful dickwad.

by CrimsonWÖLFE72 July 23, 2019