A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.
Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.
by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014
Get the Drunk as a fiddler's bitch mug.A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
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When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
by -djb- April 7, 2011
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"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013
Get the Fake drunk mug.A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.
Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
by The Creature April 21, 2006
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by Boozehound 69 October 18, 2008
Get the Dry Drunk mug.a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"
by dfro May 5, 2006
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