Dippin Depends

To have sexual relations with an elderly person.

"Yo man, where is John at?"
"I have no idea, that horny bastard is probably dippin depends" - GA

Guy asks his buddy, looking at an old lady."Hey, what do you think, dippin depends?"
Buddy says. "man, your low"-GA

by redstreak January 19, 2010

class c dependant

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.

If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.

You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.

by kraaaal November 21, 2018

Dependable fuck

That type of girl who you can always count on. The girl you can always have a great time with - no drama or anxiety, just fun happy vibes. Just pure love.

Jane is one of a kind, a dependable fuck, who makes life just that better.

by Gaugamela April 19, 2018