Illusions delusions

Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking

Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.

Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.

James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur

by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024

Delusions of grandeur

A high sense of importance, despite the fact that all evidences points to the contaru

Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake

Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you

Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin

Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.

Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!

by Realmoneygettingassnigga November 19, 2023