by deez ntz January 13, 2022
Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.
Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
by dak0829 January 06, 2020
by Pixelz54 December 02, 2022
A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.
1. First guy: Where is China?
Second guy: in Deez nutz.
2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.
Second guy: in Deez nutz.
2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.
by Dmeister410 November 07, 2017
by 420690 October 14, 2019
Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️
by sexypigeonseattoast June 03, 2021
deez nutz
deez nutz all over your face in soace with a mace and I don't make fun of race even though joe mama's name is chase
by Blazinfart1234 March 03, 2022