Darien

Darien

They tend to be black if male even though it’s a unisex name. They kickass at finger jousting love Hobo Johnson and don’t necessarily fit in not caring who likes them or not

Bro you totally Darien’d That trick try it again

by giraffeman273 May 11, 2018

Darien

hes the queer of the friend group. everyone hates him and makes fun of how small his dick is. he will never get laid and will end up living on the streets with a pet gerbil. He looks like an inbred. He is a major Jew and if you meet one in person do the world a favor and gas him. he will live off of anime porn because he will get no other form of satisfaction. Darien is the type of person to abuse woman and rape his step mom.

"hey look its Darien! Lets gas him!"

by Mr. Spitznagel March 12, 2020

Darien Itchrich

Do the world a favor and throw him in a sink hole.

Person: Darien Itchrich follow me.
Darien:"falls in sink hole"

by JacksonBigGock October 29, 2020

Darien Dewey

SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.

I wish i was DARIEN DEWEY

by Livvy Dun Dun January 8, 2024

Darien

A confused, but smart boy. He is dark skinned and is very supportive. This guy loves everyone, and likes to avoid fights. He plays alot of football, and is prolly very tall. His main objective is to prolly make everyone feel better for themselves.

Linda “what’s up darien?”
Darien “im good, hbu?”
Linda “my bf cheated on me”
Darien “missed the part where that was my problem”

by Lenan March 23, 2022

darien

this mf is such a simp for za it’s lowk funny cs he was such a gangsta freshman year and now all he wanna do is hug and kiss on his girl he never wanna spend time with any of us kayona eat him

darien needs to go

by stickynuts December 14, 2025

darien

he is the best boyfriend and he is a sweet angel

“hi i am darien”
“hello darien you are the best boyfriend”
“thank you”

by Lvvrsana February 22, 2025