curd

burger

"curd burger curd burger."

by RiceAndCurry November 30, 2020

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.

Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.

by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022

Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024