When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
Get the Diddle curdsmug. by anonymous June 28, 2022
Get the Cheese curdsmug. by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009
Get the biff curdmug. A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023
Get the dirty cheese curdmug. To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.
Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.
by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022
Get the Error Curdmug. Curde you.
by it wath ich August 25, 2020
Get the curdemug. Last night he had me covered in Curd
by Big flogger 69 March 2, 2021
Get the Curdmug.