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CORNER CROUTON

A crack head hoe that works the corner for sexual favors and pleasure, typically cheap, fast, and awkwardly skinny.
Bruh, I was over on 1219 PWL and I took a nice bite out of a Corner Crouton. That shit be super cheap.
by JKG1219 December 15, 2021
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Croton Falls

(n) The fucking most legit place in westchester county

(n) The opposite of North Salem

(n) Where everyone goes to get fucked up and jam.`
Wanna go merck that phresh peh in Croton Falls?

Fuck yea!
by holyfuckingshitbatman March 27, 2009
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crutons

noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.
I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.
by noelle April 22, 2005
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peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.
Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"
by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009
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Crouton

Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.

So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"

Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."

Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
by Lichstein February 12, 2006
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Crouton

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
by Plant February 9, 2004
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Crouton

Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.
by KingAssassainPro February 20, 2019
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