crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Cripple sticks

A term for crutches

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks

by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

crippled annie

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..

Dont be a Crippled Annie. Shake it off

by Crippled annies me too movemen July 29, 2018

Cripple Kill

When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds

Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!

by Svasim February 5, 2020

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010