1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now
by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
by musinon July 2, 2019

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..
by Crippled annies me too movemen July 29, 2018

by Svasim February 5, 2020

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 6, 2010
