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Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.
by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017
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Crap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap
by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017
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Crap

Crap Is One of the Worlds Newest Musical Styles.
Basically, Crap Is a Fusion between Country Music And Rap, Which Is where It's Name came from.
It involves rapping over a country instrumental, which can sound Great Or Terrible and Cringy.
Hey, Do You Like Country?
Nah, I'm More into Rap.
I have an Idea, Let's Listen. To Crap Instead!
by Mr. Jellyfish January 20, 2019
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crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality
1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.
by Prizrak July 9, 2015
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Crap²

Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.
"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"
by Joshamaphone May 18, 2022
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Crap

The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush
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crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.
Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap
by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015
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