He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cob mug.When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021
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Get the corn on the cob mug.Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.
Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
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Get the Corn Cob Dike mug.Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
Get the Screaming corn cob mug.When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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