copium

copium - a rare mineral discovered by residents of yorba linda, it's said to help those who are beyond saving.
tldr: cope nigga

"hey mannnn, victoria won't text me back"
"tracy bud, just use some copium"
"you're right man! time to overdose!!!!"

by clare3k October 17, 2022

coping a squat

to shit or crap

Person 1:Yo whats taking him so long in there?
Person 2: He prolly coping a squat

by Spik3zz February 18, 2004

Copillac

A cop car bought at auction and driven around like a boss.

That vato is pimping that Copillac Le Mang....mang!

by Mr E Meat August 18, 2015

Copiqulent

It’s not really a word. You use it when someone is using big words to make themselves sound smarter than they really are or to flex on how big their vocabulary is, to shut them up by giving them something meaningless and watching them either agree, showing how stupid they are, or be forced to admit that they don’t know a word.

Person1: Indubitably, I said to him, forthright, I did gaze upon his visage, aghast, until the ephemeral abashment did wane.

Person2: Yo, that’s totally copiqulent bro.

by GrammarCoroc November 30, 2019

Copitalism

Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses

Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”

*all the students clap and cheer*

by Bluburry February 26, 2023

Piss Copier

When urinating in the office bin and it splashes the side of the photocopier.

Don't touch the side of the Piss Copier

by N all that August 29, 2023

copium

Slang for "I like long objects inside my ass", normally used by Genshin Impact players

"I like to say copium because I'm gay as fuck and have nothing better to do"

by Kentavr September 25, 2021