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I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another
"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.
by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014
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Hebrew word-contraction

"Jew" as in, "Did you?"
Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
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Nigga contract

A nigga contract is a casual but formal contract that is used in rare occasions when both parties are in a major disagreement, The purpose of a nigga contract is to solve the disagreement by providing mutual benefits which both parties agree of. The nigga contract can be created vocally or trough writing. Breaking a nigga contract can cause heavy consequences.
Mike: Why did you quit Dark souls?
Milan: its boring, why did you quit fallout 76?
Mike: this matter can only be solved trough a nigga contract
by garytheemperor March 2, 2021
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quasi-contract

(plural: quasi-contracts)

Another name for a contract implied in law, which acts as a remedy for a dispute between two parties that don't have a contract. A quasi-contract is a legal obligation—not a traditional contract—which is decided by a judge for one party to compensate the other. Thus, a quasi-contract is a retroactive judgment to correct a circumstance in which one party acquires something at the expense of the other.
"It is not always simple to know if there is a contract, a quasi-contract or a damage award."
by CToad7 ALT March 17, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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