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conk

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao
by conk master March 28, 2021
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Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube
by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025
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weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.
“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”
by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020
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cooter conked

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
by MissouriBound January 28, 2024
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Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way
" Strözz your a fucking CONK "
by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021
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Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.
Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019
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conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.
Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'
by conky1234 November 28, 2017
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