conk

when you get bonked in the face by a cock.

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao

by conk master March 28, 2021

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

by conky1234 November 28, 2017

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025