concumption

The act of swallowing cum.

Steve: 'Yo are you going to spit??'
Emily: 'No don't worry, I'm skilled in the art of concumption.'

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke"
- Cardi B on concumption

by b r a t January 30, 2021

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

The Concetta

An espresso martini with repesado tequila instead of that lame ass vodka.
The best drink created on the planet but is essentially for psychopaths.

Named after the Immaculate Conception because of how precious of a gift this cocktail truly is.

Named after a crazy Italian girl from New Jersey who knows how to make a great cocktail.

“Can I have an espresso martini but instead of vodka may I have tequila?”
“Oh you mean The Concetta?! Got it!!”

by scadesimone March 7, 2022

Islamic Concubine

Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.

During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.

The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.

During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

Dustard Conuts

When your a fucking retard and you say dustard conuts instead of custard donuts and it makes you look like a right prick then carry on to fist your japseye

i had a dustard conuts yesturday is it alright if i carry on fisting my dick

by PUSSYMAGNET1002 February 2, 2018

Divide and Concur

To intentionally and actively sow discord in a group by agreeing with everyone and not contributing to a solution.

That meeting went completely off the rails. It's clear he was using the divide and concur strategy to drive a wedge between the customer and our competitor.

by jdh-au February 21, 2019

concust

The feeling that you were just hit on the head with your cell phone, resulting in a bruise the size of an egg and a wounded ego.

"I think im a little concust."

by io_burn December 12, 2003