Colton

When a guy throws up in front of a girl at a wild party one night, and then makes out with her at the next party
Yeah Ryan just pulled a Colton. You go dude get it in!
by Katesterxoxo October 07, 2013
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Colton

Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.
If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.
by Macka7 March 08, 2012
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this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.
Guy 1: "the new kid is so fucking annoying"

Guy 2: great seems we have another colton in our school"
by Assmuncher6666 July 26, 2017
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The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!
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Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢
by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 22, 2018
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Ur like colton
by Kingdrew11088 November 11, 2019
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A bitch with a really small chode that fucks his sister
Coltonis whore
by Lacrosse March 10, 2016
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lil dick nigga! A man with a shmeek! A man who shoves their balls in their butthole.
Oh look here comes gay boy(Colton)
by 09091234 June 17, 2014
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