Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

Cologne

Another word for semen.

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”

by nctlover December 14, 2021

Bone Cologne

Shooting your fat onto someones neck

how do you like my bone cologne

by BoneCologne February 23, 2021