crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

Cologne

Another word for semen.

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”

by nctlover December 14, 2021

Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.

My Cologne illegal in nine countries.

by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021

to cologne

to utter senseless, meaningless German sentences you've heard before to stop someone's work

Well, he wanted to work for I while, then I said 'hi dude' luke his mother said. I literally cologned him.
We saw him working. Then I said let's cologne him. Just talk to him about random shit.

to cologne

by DrKennydy November 13, 2025