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hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate packet in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth simultaneously. whip cream topping: optional. perfect for the holidays and covid friendly.
hey babe i got a packet of Swiss Miss, wanna make a hot cockolate?
hot cockolate by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

Chips with a side of Cockamole 

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.