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Chum Monkey

One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.

Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.
by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009
mugGet the Chum Monkeymug.

school chum

Person you only talk to in school and would never consider affiliating with them out of school
" do you want to ask Jim to hang out too"
" fuck jim he's only a school chum"
by Joey jizz February 15, 2014
mugGet the school chummug.

Chums Up

A common phrase used to indicate dramatic action is going to follow, such as a brave charge into certain death.
"Alright, chums up, let's do this LEEROYYYYYYY JENNNNNNKINS!!!!"
by Crackerman August 8, 2005
mugGet the Chums Upmug.

Pedigree chums

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.
"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch
by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013
mugGet the Pedigree chumsmug.

chumming the rooster

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.
by kingsmen January 10, 2014
mugGet the chumming the roostermug.

penis chum

i’m hanging out with my penis chums tonight at the bar
mugGet the penis chummug.

chum nasty

A used feminine product tainted by the act of chumming.
Plural: chum nasties
Can you please remove your chum nasty from the bathroom trash can, we have company coming over.
by BiggieBigs December 20, 2008
mugGet the chum nastymug.

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