Choch

Someone who is super attractive but not available to any woman because he's either a player or not over his ex.

"I tried talking to that guy but he's a choch so it's a long shot"

by :///// September 15, 2017

Choch

A dick

Yo girl can suck my choch

by gawdstomper February 11, 2025

Choch

Every member of the Westminster soccer team. Someone who benefits from shitty refereeing.

Hey bro, you're on the Westminster soccer team? What a choch.

by chutsmack November 3, 2018

choch

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a Choch

by Livvvy_13 February 5, 2018

Choch

Logan paul

Logan paul is a choch

by That guy you wish you were December 25, 2017

choch poch

1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.

A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.

by Jimmey February 25, 2007

Choch JÖNTER

a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king

that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama December 13, 2008