Loon Calling

The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."

So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.

by LoonCaller August 30, 2009

Harold Camping

President of Family Radio, and host of his show "Open Forum." He is notorious for his frequent predictions of the rapture, that so far have not been fulfilled. His most recent prediction was in 2011, where he promised that 200 million believers would be taken to heaven, while the rest of the world's population would be left on earth to witness the end of the world. He had predicted that earthquakes would begin at 6 PM on Christmas island and would continue until the end of the world on October 21, 2011, where the world would be completely destroyed by a ball of fire. When the rapture failed to occur on the said day, he "moved" the date of the rapture to October 21, saying that the previous date had been a "spiritual" rapture, and that the real rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, complete with the simotaneous destruction of the world. Unfortunatly, his previous failed prediction will likely ruin his credibility. He had previously predicted the rapture to occur early in 1994.

Harold Camping doesn't know what he's talking about, and neither do the entire 5 people who make up his following.

by dantherocker1 November 15, 2011

Stop Calling Me A Homo

Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.

Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!

by Checkin Teh Noobles October 30, 2012

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

pay day spawn camping

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.

Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.

by Dr. Spoonenstien February 25, 2010

harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.

Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍

by TigreZaddz January 7, 2023

calling off

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

by wankels June 30, 2011