boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

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Have bored

The opposite of "Have Fun". This term is used when a friend or someone is going to do something you and they know is boring, or you simply think it's boring.

Nadira: I'm going to go watch some 40's movies with no sounds or color.
You: Have bored.

by Emnesity November 29, 2009

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Bored in class

that feeling you get when for some dumb fucking reason you decided to come to school today.

i made this while i was bored in class.

by Veers OG March 9, 2021

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bored

in other words, I need to get off my lazy ass...

dude im bored
me tooo lets get off our ass and do something productive

by Levi........ January 19, 2019

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Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

by Terryho April 5, 2013

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