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European Breakfast

When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.
“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”
by Snailyboy May 6, 2022
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Kentucky Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.
Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.
by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017
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Welsh Breakfast

A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.
by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 28, 2010
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Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.
Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!
by 902boyz September 12, 2010
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Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend October 20, 2008
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breakfast special

An anonymously delivered poop deposited in somebody else's restroom by a house guest early in the morning before anybody else has awoken and is discovered immediately because of an evidently rich scent once the issuer disappears.
Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!
by eatabagel January 1, 2013
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tiger breakfast

When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.
Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”
by glashcash July 3, 2021
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