bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Fallen From Bourbon

The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden

Nudgebar chars dog was sparko on the back lawn it had fallen from bourbon

by Dysooo October 23, 2022

Bourbon Coon

An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.

Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Black Bourbon Devils

A Southern Rock band from Southeast Ohio. Plays along the Mid-Ohio Valley and can be found in various states of inebriation in many fine local gutters and bars.

Those Black Bourbon Devils should be sterilized.

by shumonup November 23, 2011

bourbon chaser

A tweaker almost shoots your dick off.

James pulled a bourbon Chaser and we almost all lost our dicks

by N@pster June 3, 2018

Bourbon Hound

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.

Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.

by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022