bob

Lazy way of calling someone

bob t'es la? ivan T_T

by bobs92 February 17, 2009

bob

a bald headed stalker
guy that will follow around any woman girl that says hello to any person that says hello to him. he is known to impersonate people of the opposite sex, hangs with people named milo or jason, is extremely malnourished, prefers to be called "jack", and has no sexual genitinalia.

that guy is such a "bob".

by shalom2009 March 19, 2009

bob

the private part of a certain person.

"wanna see bob?"
"no. gross. go show your mommy."

by silly soup June 18, 2008

bob

@bobisrads on Twitter.

A demon that feeds upon fear. Beware: you cannot have a single thread in smash twitter without this man, nay, this GOD appearing out of nowhere. Hope be to those that despair lays in the fact that he's completely passive in every other sense. He just shows up and talks a little until the thread ends.

He likes Kirby lore, Muzzy, Family Guy, and Dinosaurs (the TV show).

Cursed be the wrath of bob.

1: Yo, did you read bob's Kirby lore thread yet?
2: Nah bro, shit's like 140+ tweets long! I don't have time for that!
1: Pussy

by Humboldtt June 20, 2019

bob

lying...when your friend does not want you to know when they are talking to a senior that they are secretly in love with but at which they only text and will not say hi to in person

"I am texting Bob." this really means that your friend is texting gregg

bob=gregg

by nicoles slut April 13, 2006

bob

relentless loving or usually creeping on a love. Constant asking and constant rejecting.

Guy 1:Dude Aimee asked me out like 5 times
Guy 2:I told you she was a bob.

by andr3w79 March 31, 2009

bob

belly over belt. when somones belly hangs over their belt line

wow that girls has a bob

by scook27 March 28, 2009