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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023
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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023
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spicy bloody mary

When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers
Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.
by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021
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bloody mary

when two girls 69 or scissor while both of them are on their periods
my friend janice went to her girlfriend’s house yesterday and she told me they tried the bloody mary!
by fourtwentynice January 6, 2022
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Bloody mary

If you call bloody Mary in the mirror she won't kill you she loves probably just look like in between a ,33 yr old a wedding dress and some blood falling
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Bloody Mary

The act of giving someone a rimjob with bloody feces.
That chick got one fucking hell of a Bloody Mary from her ex!
by Big shot 91 June 11, 2021
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