Mystic Bevis

this idiot is stupid. mostly meth babies, and very depressed. will probably kill you if you hug them. looks like a bottom. could never be straight. fear them. cooper is scared.

This girl is a Mystic.

Mystic Bevis is a fucking idiot.

by aliceisannoying April 12, 2022

ars longa, vita brevis

latin aphorism literally translating to "art is long, life is short" but implying that art takes a long time and we only have a short time to make it.

but to non-latin speakers (everyone), it evokes "big ass, short life" which is a controversial claim.

X: "hey Z, you're hogging two seats!"
Y: "yeah man, that's gross. ars longa, vita brevis, bro. have fun dying young."

by cavador June 19, 2022

beavis

shriveled, flaccid penis; weak and inconsequential faux authority figure

That security guard thinks he's a badass, but he's nothing but a beavis.

by rovingardener July 18, 2008

Bevis Chen

He who learns from Hsiao-Wai
One who fucks all day and night.

Baby, I wanna be a Bevis tonight. Let's get it on.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

bevis or beev

bevis and butthead-or a douche bag

god ur such a beev

by RONI January 7, 2004

Belvis

Belvis is the best combination of two people. They’re always happy around their friends and they also make everyone laugh. If you meet Belvis you gotta keep them as your friends.

Belvis always make you happy

by Im rich 123 April 11, 2020

yeah yeah beebiss 1

a lost game for the NES that may or may not be a vietnam flashback simulator. We don't know for sure, but it sounds silly as all.

"Hey, I found this game on the street, it's for the NES"
"might be yeah yeah beebiss 1"
"no chip inside though."

by I Dont Know What To Name This October 25, 2018