Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 11, 2011
When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
Milly was in my upstairs basement
by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019
Arousing a woman to the point of her getting wet, and then leaving without any sort of intercourse/sexual relief.
I got a call that uber eats was here right as we were about to get down. I was really hungry, so I dipped. Sorry for flooding the basement.
by DB0913 November 24, 2018
1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.
2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.
Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
by Edith Wharton March 28, 2011
This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.
It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.
We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
by TRCLAMS April 19, 2010