Awky Porky

Derived as a fusion from the words "awkward" and "pork", Awky Porky is an all encompassing term that describes weird/uncomfortably/awkward moment either in the lead up to, during, or immediately after sex

"dude, we were getting it on, and everything was going great until he asked me if i had a 'wet pussy', which so gross I just totally turned off..awky porky!"

"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!"

by kleerly November 28, 2009

awks in a box

expression used to describe an awkward situation. often made using a box gesture.

They had sex on her parents bed while a camera was filming? Awks in a box.

by HarryPotterWhaddup September 19, 2010

Awks

An over used word that some people say way too much! Cough cough DELAINEY, what?

1: Person a) I have a heard of awks running through my mind! It's So AWKS!
Person b) SHUT UP!!!

by Del-is-awks November 25, 2011

awks

when something is extremely awkward. normally repeated multiple times.

girl one - omg it's your ex boyfriend.
girl two - awks awks awks awks

by betch1215 November 13, 2011

Awksitch

A compound of 'awkward' and 'situation'. Shortens the phrase to one word for ease and wit.

A: Oh, how's your boyfriend?
B: We broke up....
C: Awksitch....

by LCAS May 23, 2011

Pass the awks sauce

A phrase said when something is rather awkward and someone feels they should say something about it.

guy 1- "That sub was such a bitch!"
guy 2- "...that was my mom..."
guy 1-"Pass the awks sauce!"

by michael_scott^_^ December 27, 2010

Awkshiz

Crap that is completely awkward.
A Statement that replies to the awkward comment.

Girl: Balls!
Other Girl: AWKSHIZ!!!

by Anonymous Tennessean January 16, 2009