avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Avocado sauce

Grinch sperm

Santa loves avocado sauce.

by Teletubbie42069 July 2, 2020

Blue Avocado

The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.

Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"

Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."

by RocYikYak December 11, 2022

Warm Avocado

Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick

"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"

by KartoffelBo February 2, 2022

rotten avocado

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.

OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!

by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020