The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged its self for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turn into dinosaurs.
Yeah makes perfect sense
Yeah makes perfect sense
by young blaza420 September 18, 2009
Todd: That new girl seems pretty smart.
Josh: Yeah, she's got a good head on her shoulders and seems pretty sane. She's an atheist.
Todd: Well, yeah, if not for atheism she wouldn't be sane at all.
Josh: Yeah, she's got a good head on her shoulders and seems pretty sane. She's an atheist.
Todd: Well, yeah, if not for atheism she wouldn't be sane at all.
by Kaetzchen Miaou October 02, 2013
"The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged its self for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turn into dinosaurs."
Atheism...sure makes sense
by Marunido January 30, 2010
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Haha, makes sense, doesn't it?
Haha, makes sense, doesn't it?
by ncon87 April 15, 2009
Atheism in practice:
Atheist to non-atheists: You are stupid, weak minded because you don't believe in what I believe.
Atheist to non-atheists: You are stupid, weak minded because you don't believe in what I believe.
by Atheister April 13, 2009
1. A group of individuals that essentially are as dogmatic about the non-existance of God as religious folk are dogmatic about the existance of God.
Often known to tout beliefs in logic and science as a justification of their anti-belief, but become irrational when well researched concepts such as quantum mechanics, perceptional relativity, and researcher bias destroy the precious concept of "scientific absolute truth".
2. Dogmatic fanatics who are just as annoying as the Christians...only in a different way.
Often known to tout beliefs in logic and science as a justification of their anti-belief, but become irrational when well researched concepts such as quantum mechanics, perceptional relativity, and researcher bias destroy the precious concept of "scientific absolute truth".
2. Dogmatic fanatics who are just as annoying as the Christians...only in a different way.
Atheist: " I am a advocate of atheism...science has never given us any reason to prove God exists...fear my superior intellect!"
Not an atheist: "Well, scientists used to know that the sun revolved around the earth..but that wasn't true."
Atheist: " Scientific heretic! Burn in the hell I dont believe in!"
Not an atheist: "Well, scientists used to know that the sun revolved around the earth..but that wasn't true."
Atheist: " Scientific heretic! Burn in the hell I dont believe in!"
by Vae Victus November 29, 2005
The ultimate "religion".
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.
by Someone_abcdefg September 22, 2007