A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.
"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*
*falls back asleep*
by Wubmiester January 06, 2013
Quit being such a faggot.
Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.
Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.
Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.
Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.
by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009
You know your a business magnet when you have an electric car company, space company, and fucking robot human company.
by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019
by schizo_valdik October 23, 2019
Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
by RSQYOU February 28, 2012
A person who attracts other people's penises
When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something
When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something
**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**
Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"
Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"
by Cock Commando January 16, 2009
The ability of absorbing virgins for dating, and after a while learning that the person does not like to lose her(sometimes his) virginity before getting married.
dude 1: hey, did you finally do it with her last night?
dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.
dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.
by plutopluto March 27, 2010