1 + 1

= 2

Mom: "KEVIN GET OFF THAT PHONE, DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN YOU THAT PHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, ITS ONLY 1 + 1"
Kevin: " ok boomer"

by KevinDoesntLikeMath December 04, 2019

1%

What someone texts you if their phone is on one percent, they can't get to a charger, and they are nice enough to inform you why they won't be potentially texting you. Could also be used as an excuse not to text someone.

"What are you doing next weekend?"

"1%"

by ill.matic_ August 05, 2015

the 1%

The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government

Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.

by CLLNS January 03, 2017

-1

The phrase ¨-1¨ refers to points in a game or quiz. Deducted points from something.

If he has fluffy hair that is -1

by Nozo123456 February 04, 2022

1+1

1+1 = -2
Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4

1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!

by Tepel October 25, 2006

1

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

'Cause 1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

by fonglet November 23, 2007

1

Great, you looked up the very first number on the keyboard. You must have no life.

1+1=2, if you are too dumb to even know this

by ponil April 12, 2020