Skip to main content

Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
mugGet the Marcus Jensen mug.

alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016
mugGet the alissa jensen mug.

Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 5, 2017
mugGet the Jensen Dagget mug.

Jensen

Tracción italiano
My name is Jensen
by nombres January 11, 2017
mugGet the Jensen mug.

Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.
“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”
by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020
mugGet the Riannan Jensen mug.

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
mugGet the Rilan Jensen mug.

Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
mugGet the Jensen Hobbs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email