A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
Get the ceiling dartsmug. A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
by Zafire June 21, 2004
Get the Chrome Dartmug. Let's kick a dart.
by appi_rulz93 September 10, 2010
Get the kick a dartmug. A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009
Get the Cheese Dartmug. by Ryan J Wheeler May 30, 2008
Get the Poop dartmug. Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011
Get the Farts and Dartsmug. A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.
by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015
Get the Pool Dartsmug.