Johann

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy
You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude
by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022
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Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.
Johannes = Dickless Boy
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Johannes Ohrem

A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
by johannes1608n November 8, 2017
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Johanne

A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.
by Rdfu February 18, 2018
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Johannes

A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.
Dang Johannes is so cheap he always gets water to drink.
by Yalung March 17, 2019
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Johanne

The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
by Ollibolli November 27, 2021
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