hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013

Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022