zenos

A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.

"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"

it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.

by ian david wright October 28, 2007

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Zenith

any point facing and heading the opposite way of gravity. since the phrase "over and above" is a bit hard to apply to this, zenith has been referred to a point above something that might block its direct "connection" to the center of the gravitational pull.

...I assume, based on what I was taught.

you are standing on the earth, your "connection" to the earth is your feet, the very, very tip of your head is where zenith arises and moves "upwards."

by Standing Down August 21, 2007

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Realm Zenith

A retarded band name for a group of teenage boy that contains one male named Christian who is an attention whore and thinks he's going to be a rockstar when he grows up, but really, he is most likely goingto end up working at McDonalds scaring little kids with his wanna-be-emo attitude.

Rodney: wow! those people are such a realm zenith!

Stevo: I know! that one kid looks like christian!

by brunnetteperson December 6, 2009

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