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The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.
Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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you need that?

A polite way to ask for consensual, casual, sexual contact.
Hey! I’m in town later with some free time. You need that?
by Clot god June 22, 2025
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You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Do you need that?

When someone’s mad at you, it’s so bad you want to put your hands on them.
Instead of saying “do you want to fight?” You sayDO YOU NEED THAT?”
by SinfulAriesQueen July 22, 2025
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You don't need to steal it

Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.
Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN

No. I don't.
A retard "YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN!"

Hym "See that's the problem here. You keep trying to do things that somehow translate to 'winning.' And NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER TRANSLATE TO WINNING. That isn't how this works. 'But he's this and I'm that so I win' isn't ever going to work. Never ever."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
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