corpse windmill

A ferris-wheel full of dead people

"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"

by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019

Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.

My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.

by GHAC August 21, 2013

Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.

South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."

by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011

The Iowa Windmill

The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion

Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"

by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 4, 2014

Polish Windmill

In circular motion, one participant spins in a sex swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other participants chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.

Peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his sex swing and gave Lucy a wet Polish Windmill.

by thadrizzle77 October 8, 2008

Sticky Windmill

When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation

Dam that sticky windmill really messed up my walls

by Krabby June 16, 2009

Dutch Windmill

The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.

I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!

by 256berserker March 13, 2010