Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 28, 2017

Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

Mike Wheeler

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will

“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”

by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 25, 2017

Wild wheeler

A desert animal who often eats rocks and schniggit sauce.

“Golly! It’s a wild wheeler... and it’s got some schniggit sauce! OH and some rocks too!”

by andopando March 28, 2020

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 05, 2015

Engla Wheeler

She is a bitch, Her name might mean angel but is the total opposite.

Dude1: Did you hear about Engla Wheeler?
Shriga male: Yeah, Total bitch annying cunt ass.

Dude1: *Agrees willingly

Bystander: I agree too

by Notavirgin21 March 04, 2022