WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wanker

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.

"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"

by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021

wanker

1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.

1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.

by wanker. September 2, 2003

Wanker

Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.

Mate, you are a wanker.

by fozzie747 October 20, 2008

wanker

A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.

Wayne (boyfriend).

by Suey September 11, 2003

wanker

George W. Bush, USA's current president.

I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.

by hacksign23 March 25, 2008

wanker

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.

Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.

by HAB October 25, 2006