Minimum wage is the group of people that u claim friends and fuck with hard.
Example:only minimum wage 😒
Example:only minimum wage 😒
by Triphy or triphyness October 21, 2019
Get the Minimum wage mug.A law put in place to defend restaurant workers and convenience store workers from union-busting tactics spearheaded by republicans and corporate lobbyists that requires them to pay their employees a living wage.
by Kersplooch January 31, 2021
Get the Minimum Wage mug.Wage can be a jerk and an asshole if you tempt him. He’s very sarcastic all of the time, but if you’re one of his friends then he’ll know when you’re being serious. He’s good to have conversations with when you just need someone to make you laugh, or angry.
by kancoia June 23, 2022
Get the Wage mug.you are literlly paying me BIDEN MINIMUGE WAGE i could get more money from picking a banana off the floor and selling it to a crocodile
by dangy125 August 30, 2021
Get the biden minimuge wage mug.An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.
Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
by i like thugs August 29, 2025
Get the minimum wage warrior mug.a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory
b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔
by Sexydimma October 20, 2025
Get the Flipping burgers at minimum wage mug.A man that works his whole life for a minimum wage job, only to not be able to provide, afford a living or to feed a family.
He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
Guy 1: "Hey look at that sorry poor wage cuck over there.. his name is Jack. When the motherfucka gonna get laid?
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
by Themeankid56 December 3, 2025
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